Yes, but there are feelings and there are feelings.

I want to play this character. Love her.

I live in SF, and my fuckin' children are HOUNDING me to take them to the Mill and eat that toast. "We want the toast! When can we have the toast?" Never mind that I buy the finest breads and we toast it up ourselves regularly. (And once in a blue moon I make bread myself, kneading it by hand).

Yes, do!

If she was willing to do a film for $50k, I doubt she's demanding "Oscar-winner payscales." Just put her in business class and don't make her miss her day job w/out pay is what she seems to require.

BTW the combo of caffeine and alcohol is an excellent one, which is how Irish coffees got so popular. Nowadays the kids drink vodka & Red Bull for the same effect (I love a vodka & Red Bull myself).

Rural Maine, in the absolute sticks, far away from any kind of culture, and even there we had Irish coffees and even my non-drinking, born again Christian father knew what they were. This was in the eighties, BTW.

Pretty much everyone knows Irish coffee is alcoholic. I tried as a college student to pull one over on my fundamentalist Christian alcohol-brings-demons father who knew nothing about cocktails by getting an Irish coffee, and even he knew I was sinfully boozing it up with my demon drink.

One of the Worst Wedding Dresses of All Time. Columba is lucky there aren't more pix. Jeb's pornstache and feathered hair is pretty horrendous, too. But good on those crazy kids for 40 years of marriage!

I dress like that (except for being a chubby white chick, not a sex god), and I kind of want one of those ugly retro cellphones. So yes, I am feeling everything about these pics.

Please tell me he has five + cats and never, ever mansplains. Then we will have definitively identified the world's most desirable man, ever.

Why would this be so bad for kids to see? I'm a mom and have spent a huge amount of time around little kids, and if there's one thing i can say definitively, it is that they on their own think up poop humor all damn day long. This is childish behavior in the real sense of the word "childish": he did something that…

But here you confuse a nice, lovely corporation with a black man. I can see where you went wrong— after all, "corporations ARE people, my friend" — but calm down. Think of all the delightful corporations which regularly pollute. Are they gunned down in the street? No, they live to pollute another day. Why, just…

In his imagination, abortions are performed in those giant operating theatres with the rows of seats all around, eager medical students leaning forward keenly to watch every detail of the procedure, oops, "murder."

p.s. Nitrous is very helpful during labor. I had some with my second birth during the transition, pushing, and the part no one talks about where they stitch up your ripped apart privates, ugh. A nine + pound baby with massive head shoved out of my delicate crotch without any narcotics at all. Thanks, nitrous for…

How is this news in 2015? When I had a baby in 2002 — thirteen years ago! — they gave me nitrous. When I was first pregnant, back in 1999 (before the current millennium!) they explained to us at our horrible schlamaze course that pregnant ladies can have all the nitrous they want in labor.

This makes me want to buy some Lilly Pulitzer clothes from Target and run around acting low class in public in them. Drinking PBRs. Carrying a baby wearing only a diaper. Voting Democratic.

I want to ignore this woman's marital crisis. I just hope that if Hillary Clinton runs, this conservative woman doesn't bring up Bill Clinton's marital failings when she's out there being an in-your-liberal-face social media star.

Okay, I am a middle-aged chubby mother, and I had a cage-fight which was infinitely more real and adrenaline-drenched than this (sidenote: my knees have permanent scars from my cagefight).

If anyone has the upper hand in that relationship, I would bet it's Bey. The woman is wealthy, powerful, and very good at business (remember how she stealth-dropped an entire album with videos?) She controls her image carefully. Just can't see her as a victim being "pimped out." And when we saw some sneaky…