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William Byrd
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I just want to mention that Jake is the man who taught me how to wrench over 20 years ago. He was the president of JMU’s car club, I was founder of UVA’s.

We became friends; now we’re both involved in automotive media. Small world.

The dude is awesome.

10 years hosting on Turo.

Hi there, and sorry for your current headache. Here’s hoping that all works well for you, and please update us when this ordeal is over!

Sorry this happened to you.

Big yikes on the immediate reply with “hey you damaged my car with pet hair, let’s talk off the app so you can pay me” within the same minute of submitting the rental return. For me that’s a response of “Nice scam, no pets went near this vehicle. I will charge back anything you add to the claim and cancel the card if

No rental car company would replace the dash because of those tiny scratches.

Last year in Austin before the F1 race, my wife and I drove up to meet our fellow Jalops, and some of the writers for the site. We ended up hanging out and sharing a table with a two really cool young men, and about 30 minutes into our conversation, I realized they were an item.

Isn’t that what’s become of Jalopnik?

Oppo Is Dead/Long Live Oppo

When I started here, I was under the mistaken impression that Oppo had been killed a while back. I was relieved to

Gonna have to ask for some citations on that shit cause uh, pretty sure none of that actually happened.

Not as apparent as your lack of a grip on reality.

Can’t wait to see who comes out of the woodwork to defend this kind of shit.

Please tell me what “major city” has been “burnt down”.

Kinda stoked about the general lack of “stick to cars” going on in the comments.

Your link shows white supremacists being harassed. The only reason you would have a problem with that is if you are also a white supremacist.

Lol. That article/clip had basically zero evidence of any violent acts. Just some warranted yelling to remind these racists MAGA morons who they are supporting.  Try again.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

The Cybertruck makes the Cybertruck look like an angular silver turd. 

Too afraid to give anyone ideas.  If we’re all quiet, maybe the prices won’t go up.

It’s absurd that anyone with $150,000 can just place an order for this level of rolling vehicular manslaughter from the factory. If you want to run faster than 12s, you should have to build it yourself.”

Do you also want me to get off your lawn?