It is yet another thing that he shares with a particular Austrian corporal, he believes he knows better than his generals. He said this during the campaign. He believes it. We are in trouble if no one actually talks him down from this.

This is the double-edged sword of involving ourselves in foreign conflicts. It is—on several levels—beneficial to our interests to intercede on behalf of our allies (though whether that intercession should be military or not is generally best handled on a case-by-case basis—and the answer is also generally “no”).

The…

A distraction that will cost lives. Fuck this guy.

And so the inevitable “war” begins to “distract” and prove his worth to his supporters.

Hello Zim,

Damn straight! Cheetah is his Mt Everest of pussies to conquer.

No he didn’t. Not even when he had the flu.

Is he planning on applying for a seat in the Legion of Doom?
Solomon Grundy MAAAAAD!

If I were him I would just not put it on there and hope any future employer does a lazy background check.

You’re not going to the Good Place, my dude. 

This worries him?

Dear Mr. Johnson STOP

Yes. But he was probably laying the points. 

And you’re still sitting here.  Don’t you have things to do?

Gameshows were so much fun when Rip Taylor and Paul Lynde were alive.

Trump has a mission for you about the Bidens.

By that logic, I guess I really must be a member of the Justice League.

Huh, I found if you just flash it quickly and walk on with authority most times it works as ID. Never thought about testing the licence to kill bit myself but these days that has some appeal...

I’d like to read more of your Trump Org Slashfic.

Screw that. I want to see Giuliani's flu game.