They’ll find something else to scare people with.

Somewhere in Washington Susan Collins is deeply concerned.

and Drakkar Noir

Wait. Ivanka has a turtle? Now, that’s got Warren beat on the kink index.

I would have said the McDonalds smell of French fries and rehydrated onions with an undertone of unwashed dick, but it probably depends on the time of day.

I think I see Mitch McConnell.

You know what? I’m okay with it. I’m not into their music at all but I’ll take it over Drumpf

“Something, something...tree of liberty...yada yada yads...the blood of patriots...” said by a man who never directly fought in any war.

It’s not like this is the first time American Assholes overplayed their hand...

Yes, they wrote “Hero” just for that purpose alone.

Fuck off, Tomato.

You'd think, but...

Because his followers believe it, that’s why. He’s speaking to the 35%.

Barron was conceived with a turkey baster, guarantee it.

He saw Mitch McConnell do it, and it sounded cool, and he thinks it comes with magical powers. Like "I hereby declare".

Yup, it’s a smart play: if Trump wins, they curry favor; Bernie or Warren win, they can just say it was a bunch of BS to please Trump and then seek forgiveness.

And since Biden is unlikely to be the next President, it really doesn’t hurt the Ukraine to play along.

He might be able to bully Ukraine, but I bet Xi is furious to be dragged into this nonsense. Trump basically implied there was a level of corruption in China equal to that of Ukraine showing his ignorance of Xi’s leadership. Corruption does not seem to be tolerated by the wealthy in China like it is here. Leaving out…

I just can’t get over the fact that Trump thinks he can tweet something and it becomes reality, like Twitter is a genie that grants wishes.

No one been under this kind of enormous pressure from Trump since the last time he and Melenia had sex missionary style.