First of all you’re just pulling that shit out of your ass without any knowledge whatsoever. If you look at pictures of Obama, GWB, and Clinton at the start and end of their terms, evidence suggests the stress of the job does take a pretty big damn toll on the body

Fully recovering from heart attacks is possible, if often difficult.

Unfortunately for Bernie things don’t tend to slow down and get less stressful once you actually become President.

I really want to believe that there are a bunch of old Mafia members out there who are watching this and thinking “This is the fucking guy who brought so many of us down?”

Kind of turns me on to be honest. 

So think of the song “Let it Go” and just substitute the words “Suck my dick”

Yeah, but what she does isn’t really sex in the traditional sense so much as it is her sucking the life force out of any male she has physical contact with, then using her fangs and tentacles to tear the lifeless body apart and devour it as fuel to renew her reptile like body and evil black soul.

Written as satire........And is what the conservatives honestly believe society is going to become if we have a set of strong LGBTQ rights laws:

Which puts her ahead of Mother Pence and Betsy DeVos. 

Gosh.....You’ve really given me a lot to think about here. 

You mean the word “friends” LITERALLY went right down the toilet after social media? How ironic.

Actually that’s pretty much exactly what it is.

No it’s Nancy Pelosi who is worse than Hitler because she didn’t burst into that Oval Office and slap the cuffs on Trump the day after he took the oath office. 

I hate how casually a lot of celebrities throw around the word “friend”

Ironically that was a nickname for the F-14 Tomcat because of the way it moved around so much when it landed on carriers. 

As long as he owns the libs and feeds into their racism, most of them won’t care. 

The fact the F-35 is a reliable plane with a great safety record is nice and everything, but it doesn’t change the fact that it is a plane that has been plagued with a multitude of technical issues, many of which haven’t been solved even as it’s ramping up to full production status.

He’s not smart. 

They’re fucking garbage.