They’re fucking garbage.

You mean Turkey makes the structural frames for same F-35 fighter that has consistently failed to deliver the promised results, become the most cost overrun plagued defense project in history, and has basically been one giant clusterfuck from the moment it was designed? That F-35?

God, Miller looks like such a fucking Neanderthal. 

Before Trump I wouldn’t have believed it possible that a President could display such idiotic incompetence that he could, against all odds, somehow make withdrawing troops from the never ending quagmire of the Middle East into a bad thing.

It worked for me.

Ah yes, the Mueller Report. Who can forget that exciting time when it happened 52 years ago.

It is!

I’m sure the Mafia is pretty embarrassed by it as well. 

Even Michael Jordan had an off game every once in awhile. 

Years ago I bought this little novelty item that looks like a drivers license and says “License To Kill” with all of James Bond’s information filled in. It even has a photo of Sean Connery on it.

Carter was a farmer, graduated from the Nav Academy and teaches Sunday school........So naturally the right despises him. 

But on a sad note, Rip Taylor is dead.

I think this is going to seriously hurt his chances of winning the nomination.

In another sigh of how this whole thing is unraveling, Fucking TUCKER CARLSON has said Trump’s phone call was wrong and that there’s no way to spin it.

I know it’s been said before, but it bears repeating: With the current “As long as he’s a Republican the President is above the law” state of the GOP, can you imagine the kind of shit Trump would have been able to do, without anyone finding out about it, if he wasn’t a total fucking moron?

The worst part will be hearing lord orangeskin talk about all the “beautiful, precious babies” that he’s saved by appointing Gorsuch and Kavanaugh.

This isn’t a full overturn of Roe, that much they’ve already made clear. But it’s a warm up act all right.

The other day my son said “Why couldn’t Pepper Potts have been the one that used the infinity stones to destroy Thanos? Then she’d be dead instead of Tony Stark, which would be way better.”

Probably smells like a combination of Bryl Cream, Hawaiian Tropic dark suntan oil, and Ivanka’s cooter.

Could there really be a more appropriate coda to the surreal insanity of the past 4+ years if Nickelback ultimately turn out to be the ones who swoop in to save America and bring about Trump’s downfall?