Jesus Christ dude, what the fuck is your deal? Did you wake up on the wrong side of your mom this morning?

It’s a good effort. But you have to put something about “Union thugs” in there to really be effective.

GM execs are certainly feeling the pinch. Check out this scene at GM headquarters:

Boy are you in a pissy mood  

They’re just pissed because Hong Kong Disneyland isn’t as nice as Shanghai Disneyland. 

If I could decide how I go out of this life, that would pretty much be it. 

Maybe the power of the matrix as that it allowed whoever had it to play “The Touch” whenever they wanted

Maybe Pompeo and Gorka can melt it down into a delicious fondue, pair it with an oakey Chardonnay, and feed each other pieces of bread dipped in it as a delicious appetizer before they start anal fisting each other for the evening.

Close.

Worst Disney film ever.

Just wait. The first major snowstorm of the year that hits the Midwest and the MAGA clowns will all be out screaming “I tHoUgHt YoU LiBs SaId ThE ClImAtE wAs GeTtINg WaRMeR......HURRRR DURR.....CHECKMATE LIBTURDZ!!!!!”

“So you just spend 6 months with sweaty tits.”

Tonight on CNN Seb Gorka Will debate a thermometer as to why it’s not really 95 degrees out in October and how temperature is just a creation of the liberal deep state. 

He’s fucking high. 

Another reason I can’t go into politics is because my opponents will mercilessly attack me when they find out that, after I watched it with my daughter, I discovered I really liked “My Little Pony”

Family Guy’s first 3 seasons, 4 if I’m being generous, were really good. After that it became total crap when Seth MacFarlane decided he could just throw whatever the fuck he wanted on screen and people would watch.

It’s over. Evil has prevailed. 

*In Jerry Seinfeld voice:

They should just call him Bernie Schrodinger. 

Tomato, your mom called. She says you fucking suck.