Ray Lewis “had his problems?”

But, just before they charged out and were cut down by the Bolivian Army, Butch said their next move should be to go to Australia and Sundance liked the idea because they speak English. 

Personally I think Axl Rose would be even more badass screaming “Welcome to the Tropical Moist Forest” 

Well an aircraft carrier just missed it’s scheduled deployment departure date because it’s broken. So we’re apparently running short on those.

It’s just like the end of “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid” where the entire US military is holed up and unknowingly surrounded by vastly superior forces as they load up their last few rounds into their 6 shooters and talk about going to Australia after they get out of this situation. 

You’re stupid and your trolling fucking sucks. Try harder. 

They’re going to be disgusted beyond belief when they discover the horrible truth that, yes, she has in fact had sex with Mitch McConnell.

I really don’t understand the economics of the film industry. It seems like for every film like Avengers: Endgame that makes a shitzillion dollars, there are a at least a dozen ones that come and go within a week or two. And we’re not talking about all low budget indie films either. Some of them have pretty big name…

No kidding.

It’s also made worse by the fact that, regardless of how good the trailers look, approximately 90% of the films themselves end up being total fucking garbage.

Well it does at least indicate that Johnson has a sense of shame. Which puts him one up on Trump. 

Can we nominate former politicians?

The ships of the USS Harry S. Truman carrier task force just deployed with one small missing element: The carrier USS Harry S. Truman.

I agree that those agencies do need more transparency and reforms should be carried out. Unfortunately I trust Trump even less than I do the people who run the intelligence community.

He is pretty strange when it comes to military action in that he likes to talk a lot of shit, but he really seems hesitant to pull the trigger.

Of all the astounding things that have happened during Trump’s reign, perhaps the most jaw dropping as far as I’m concerned is how, in the minds of his followers and the GOP, he has managed to turn the FBI, CIA and NSA into a bunch of traitors who are run by the liberal deep state. And that his judgement alone is to…

Brock’s big mistake was not covering his rape up long enough to become an important member of the GOP.

Evangelicals are very forgiving of your sins provided you’re a white, heterosexual,Republican, male. Just like Jesus Christ said in the Bible.

“I feel sorry for this poor woman who experienced a sexual assault that caused so much emotional trauma that it’s led her to mistakenly believe Brett Kavanaugh was perpetrator.”

Gronk used special combination of 69 medications and supplements to fix his CTE.