Life expectancy is over 70!!!

He’s so cute!

Evil also helps prolong life. 

It was crazy how the stress caused Kennedy’s head to just explode like that. 

Bernie is 2 years older than Biden. 

Right.

He was just looking for a reason to slam Beto.

Oh you mean the RBG who seems to have a new ailment come up every other month and physically looks like a mild breeze could break every bone in her body? Great example.

If that’s the case, we’re fucked.

These “AGEISM!!!” Idiots think it’s the same as saying a woman/African American/homosexual/etc. can’t be a good President.

Before he decided to come back home and be the shitbag dad always wanted! That’s damn funny!

Still doesn’t change the fact that being almost 80 means a person is nearing the end of a typical human life span and the odds of his body suffering a rapid decay are statistically very high. 

Fuck you and your lame ass snark, shithead.

Look, we can all agree that JFJ is a hypocrite of the highest order and one of the most reprehensible scumbags going. There is absolutely no debating this.

You’re so glass half full!

Obviously there are exceptions and Bernie, even though he’s had a few small cranky old man moments, is clearly more sharp than Biden.

I grok Spock!

Ageist.

If you think a handgun ban is ever going to happen in this country, I have a ski resort in Florida I’d like to sell you. 

Gee, it’s almost like a lot of people in their late 70’s often suffer from a decline in their mental faculties which causes them to sound confused and forgetful and makes them poor candidates for almost any job where mental sharpness is a major factor.