Since they’re in France and all, he probably used the opportunity to go shopping for a nice slinky little piece of French lingerie as a surprise gift for Ivanka. 

Sorry, but this is inaccurate.

GTFO!

“DREADED REAR ADMIRAL WAS ONLY A LIEUTENANT COMMANDER!!!!!”

Love to hear all the people who voted for him because he’s a decisive no bullshit guy who tells it like it is explain why it’s a great thing that he says he has second thoughts about everything.

Of course that’s what they’re going to do to protect their orange fuhrer.

He’ll come around when he realizes he needs the money.

Frey also defended Walsh supporting the NRA by saying “I knew the gun was loaded, but I didn’t think he’d kill.”

Joe Walsh 2020: Making not saying the quiet part out loud great again!

Don Henley immediately endorsed Walsh’s candidacy.

It’s about time we had an ordinary, average guy as President.

Of course............

And sucking mushroom dick apparently. 

Oh she just wants everyone to think she’s some 22 year old supermodel instead of being a washed up 49 year old who was only marginally successful in the industry to begin with and only was able to achieve any kind of long term success in her life by being willing to sleep with one of the most disgusting and loathsome…

I’d rather see Angela Merkel just knee him in the balls. 

That really did ramp it up a notch from simply “ utterly ridiculous” to “ludicrously insane.”

And of course he’s going to spend most of his time being Putin’s little bitch and whining why they need to stop being to mean and let Russia back in.

And of course all those free market, no government interference, conservative assfucks in the GOP are going to find a way to twist themselves into pretzels justifying why a President literally commanding US companies to pull out of China is totally justified and great for the capitalism. 

I’m still waiting for the wall.