Great piece HamNo.

So many people who worship Trump like he’s God are in for a surprise when he dies. 

“We’re always gonna vote Republican as long as they don’t touch our gunz and they keep those homos and colored people from taking over.”

Wait. You’re saying that a candidate who supports far left positions should actually HAVE A PLAN on how to implement them if they win?

It is indeed perplexing. 

NO SANDERS WAS CHEATED OUT OF THE BID BECAUSE SOMETHING SOMETHING SUPER DELEGATES!!!!!

When I point out those estimated numbers to the Bernie to Trump/Stein defenders, the argument immediately goes from “They made no difference” to “Well it’s not their fault that Hillary was a shitty candidate and that she took money from Goldman Sachs for a speech and didn’t campaign more in Michigan......etc, etc,…

It’s really weird how the whole more Bernie supporters voting for Trump than he beat Clinton by in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania” didn’t make any kind of “considerable difference” according to them.

The whole relationship aspect of Friends was bullshit because, with the exception of Joey, all the characters sat around bitching about how they were so unsuccessful in the dating scene while having sex with at least 2-3 incredibly attractive partners per season. 

That’s where you’re wrong.

Counterpoint: Sarandon is a shithead who told people to vote 3rd party to burn it all down send a message to the establishment. While she was also completely aware that, should Trump end up winning, she would be completely shielded from any of the worst consequences by virtue of her being a rich celebrity who lives…

But, but, but his son in law is Jewish and Ivanka converted to Judaism so he can’t be anti-Semitic!

Probably. As long as they use ‘fuck’ a lot. 

It almost like Brown is an irrational asshole or something.

Because Biden is all the other candidates in the field. 

I’m convinced she’s Goebbels’ long lost granddaughter. 

Oops. 

Bernie is against white supremacy?

I’m a little scared. The boy is showing some decent growth in the self deprecating humor department.

So he’s isn’t a Neo-Nazi, he just loves how Neo-Nazis worship him and tacitly approves and encourages their actions?