I have a hard time believing that King’s district doesn’t reflect the rest of Iowa when the state’s senators are Grassley and Ernst. 

Words can’t express how jealous this woman is feeling right now:

I wonder if Trump will also show up at their divorce hearing. 

Farmers have long shown they’ll support people who don’t support their interests as long as they say the right things about women and minorities. 

I understand the view about demographics and it’s probably accurate.

Uh, yeah, Steve, I wouldn’t  count on you getting those committee assignments back anytime soon.

Since you seem to be so determined kick up shit in an effort to win the self righteous asshole award, I’m just going to concede.

Yeah I guess my comment of these people wanting to return to the institution that embraced slavery wasn’t enough of a clue that I probably was only referring to a particular group that didn’t include, amongst others, African Americans........Next time I’ll use pictures to help you comprehend. 

Got it.

Putin should just fucking invade and annex Greenland. It’s not like Trump would stop him. 

As soon as I posted that I thought that someone is going to go all ABC after school special on me and say in that haughty, dipshit lecturing voice “You do realize that the south is made up of many groups and you can’t paint them with one broad stereotype brush.”

Trump: “No I wasn’t making fun of your fat ass. I was making fun of the other fat ass.”

How the fuck can anyone understand a people who are still pissed that they lost a war that ended 150 years ago and believe that the institution that embraced human slavery “will rise again”?

Which is why I have zero problem saying his supporters are all fucking scum. 

It means the mental capacity of the President of the United States, which was never that high to begin with, is diminishing daily due to a combination of age, stress, and very possibly dementia. And, that in spite of this fact which is on clear display for the world to see, approximately 40% of voters will support him…

Officials are trying to determine if Earnhardt’s plane was bumped by Sterling Marlin before it crashed. 

* In Jerry Seinfeld voice “And what’s the deal with these island names? Greenland is covered with ice and Iceland had a lot of green on it.”

Well it’s  similar to ‘howitzer’ which which sounds fucking awesome. Especially given his pre Presidential line of work. 

The “Respect the cops!!!” cry is a GOP classic.

And even he had the good sense to shorten it to Ike.