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Plus I can’t believe how many people are overlooking the obvious connection he had in the death of Jeffery Epstein:

That or they were hoping Jeb! with his Florida background and Mexican descendant wife would win the nomination and keep enough of the Latino vote in the GOP’s corner that they wouldn’t have to worry for another 20-30 years about losing states like Florida and Texas.

Coupled with this gem:

What a fucking pussy. 

Why do you hate America?

Fortunately Republicans never know when to back the fuck off on doing things that upset groups that might otherwise be inclined to vote for them.

If Texas and/or Florida shifts to reliably blue, the GOP is fucked as far as the WH goes. 

Gosh, it’s almost like when the leader of your party spends all of his time openly attacking and degrading Latinos, as the rest of the party hierarchy sit back and gives their tacit approval, Latino voters might be more motivated to vote for the opposition and put a state with a high Latino population like Texas at…

The swear police
They live inside of my head
The swear police
They come to me in my bed
The swear police
They’re coming to arrest me
Oh no

Cyborgs you idiot!

Sorry but saying you’re a kamikaze pilot when you’re in the training phase is like saying you’re an astronaut when you haven’t actually yet been in space. 

Oh yeah?!?! Me and my friend Mr. Beretta would teach him to respect the troops. Just like I’d run into a Wal-Mart and gun down a mass shooter in seconds if it ever happened where I lived by god!!!!! These colors don’t run!!!! Harrumph, Harrumph, Harrumph!!!! Don’t mess with Texas!!!!

That was actually Imboden’s close friend Race Embiggen.

When I saw this act I was utterly shocked, like any true red blooded American would be, to learn that the Pan American Games were currently taking place.

“Worthless asshole brags about humiliating an even bigger worthless asshole. Film at 11.”

Lance Armstrong is also a shitty human being. 

Well he apparently didn’t do the whole “Me Chinese. Me play joke. Me put pee pee in your Coke” bit.

“I just got a beautiful letter from him this week. We are friends,” Trump said, according to the tabloid. “People say he only smiles when he sees me.”

Clearly, considering Abe was born in 1954, his father wasn’t a very successful Kamikaze pilot.