You’re a moron. 

I think I speak for countless millions across the country when I say “Who?”

I have a friend who went into the hospital with a serious case of pneumonia and, when they took the X rays of his lungs, they also got his pancreas in the shot and noticed a growth on it.

I’d love to get these fuckers in game of no limit Texas hold ‘em. 

Splinter 2017: “Obama was an ineffective leader who catered to centrists and led to the rise of Trumpism with his ineffectiveness at furthering progressive policies.”

I thought Libby Watson wasn’t writing here anymore. 

They’re ok with the concept of homosexuality.

Libertarians, who aren’t total fucking assholes and/or loons, are in the same category as people who believe Rodimus Prime was a better leader than Optimus Prime.

I’m having a hard time believing all of this shit is still related to his little tussle he had two years ago. I’ve known people who have suffered closed head injuries who have had fewer long term complications than Rand has from getting tackled to the grass by a neighbor who is 5’6” 140 lbs.

If Rand Paul were a true libertarian he would just accept the fact that the free market demanded he get his fucking ass beat and move on with his life. 

Or pass the ASVAB. 

Your level of total bullshit is UP.

Michigan would be foolish to go to war with Ohio considering how often they’ve gotten murdered by the Buckeyes on the football field over the last 20 years. 

The AR-15 is a watered down version of the M-16, the standard assault rifle in the US military for the last 50 years. Changing the letters and numbers doesn’t change that fact and fuck all you gun humpers who play semantics with this bullshit when the end result is still the same. It’s a fucking weapon whose sole…

Not really Charlottesville. But he gives canned statements about rejecting “hate” every now and then without mentioning anyone specific.

There was no slip. I stand by my comment. 

He really does have a BG theme going, doesn’t here. 

Ah, we’ve seen this bit before.

PIVOT!!!

Hey get off his back for confusing Dayton and Toledo.