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Kale

I really want to know so much more about her. She was the first dark-skinned woman who was really just out there, loving the skin she was in a sexy way, and not giving a fuck how ANYONE felt about it. That was huge back then and still. I feel like she was meant for NOW and not an icon for the past, you know?

“It’s 11:30. To be perfectly honest with you, I don’t want to be here. I just want to be in bed right now and I have to wake up early to practice and I don’t want to answer any of these questions. And you keep asking me the same questions. It’s not really ... you’re not making it super enjoyable.”

ah, nothing like some family drama to really put the fun into a wedding... sometimes, i am very happy that my family's not particularly close and most of them would never attend a wedding of mine.

We had to walk UPHILL BOTH WAYS to our raves, and WE LIKED IT THAT WAY!

Remember when Jude Law’s baby accidentally dropped ecstasy—way back, in the days before it was called molly?

It is a common trick by alcoholics when they drink in front of people who know they have a drinking problem. Because apparently they think you won’t notice them going from sober to drunk.

Abuse. Alcoholism*. Newborn in home. General idiocy**.

Your one month old baby just drank a shot and a half of vodka and your first reaction is to beat up the mother?

(But seriously, I feel terribly for the mother. And I hope she gets connected with the resources she’ll need to leave him and start over with her kid.)

The complaint said he continued to yell at her, threw a bottle at her, pushed her and grabbed her by the neck so hard she was unable to speak.

Poor Mother and baby. Seriously, that first month of newborn care is hard work between newborn and recovery and to have an asshat like that around UGH.

The complaint said he continued to yell at her, threw a bottle at her, pushed her and grabbed her by the neck so hard she was unable to speak.

my crush on chubby, jewfro-ed Seth Rogen

It’s not PC, it’s just accurate. D for disease and I for infection. Infections are called diseases when there are indentifiable symptoms present, but not all STIs show symptoms, so it’s more accurate to call them infections. It’s not about being PC; no one would say it’s “offensive” to say STD, it’s just more accurate…

I feel the same about polar bears. I had a really sad experience where the bear was just going around in circles and was obviously distressed. The bats are cool, though. And the river otters.

Truth. I wish that too. He shouldn't have to be there :/

Yeah, I get what you’re saying. I just don’t know.

Many years ago I was at the old zoo in Seattle. The large primate area was pretty cramped and terrible- there was a very bored orangutang male playing with a pile of sticks, and leaning against the window. He was leaning twigs against the glass in a pattern. When I leaned against the glass on the other side, he…