thedoubledouche
The Double Douche
thedoubledouche

Honestly wasn’t that bad of a last stand if you ask me.

Wouldn’t want anyone else to get credit for “heh”.

Peterson? What’s a Peterson?

I expect he’ll be fined at least a game check for that.

A huge man abusing a little guy at Penn State, where have i heard this story before?

There is absolutely nothing about Lena Dunham that I enjoy.

Lest we remind you that it was JEZEBEL that couldn’t get enough of Dunham when her show first premiered. I and many others kept commenting that she was over-rated as fuck and no one at Jezebel would listen.

Satellite launches are heavily insured for this exact reason.

THANK GOD you corrected that typo.

I especially like how he talks about bringing the internet to Africa like it’s a charity project and not a business strategy.

Elon Musk is actually my favorite billionaire- the projects and industries he is in are very forward thinking- he wants to get us off fossil fuels, he seeks to push space exploration.... He could’ve retired and just become an angel investor after PayPal, but he decided to throw all of his fortune into trying to

Riiiight, because up until this dipshit decided to sit down I had never heard of this thing called “racism”.

Of all of the bizarre political twists and turns this country has taken, the strangest one is this: the fetishizing, and elevating, of symbolic gestures, while actual words and actions have become almost irrelevant.

At what point will this pass far enough behind us that I can say I think his hair is stupid?

Someone still needs to explain to me why sports contests can’t start without the national anthem.

Any word on whether Sandusky will be furloughed to be a part of the festivities?

If CBS values my opinion so much why isn't Kevin James buried neck deep in hippo shit right now?

George paid for his.

Except health insurance isn’t free. You’re paying for those free $600 Epipens with higher premiums.

It’s not free, it’s paid for by all of us behind the curtain of insurance- and since our taxes pay for insurance for others, we are literally spending our tax dollars to make these companies rich.