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He should talk to this guy:

You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

This person too

The Darwin family couldn’t believe their luck. They had the slope all to themselves! Here they are skiing and taking pictures.

Holy SHIT they got some distance on that one!

Here’s a good one from today on the same exact ramp

Yes, they said it was a complete tear.

Sadly, not the first bridge/water to suffer structural damage in Minnesota.

ARRESTING OFFICER: Names?

Just for clarification, Bernard Tomic is Australian and “I’ll put my balls in your mouth” is Aussie slang for “I’ll put my testicles in your mouth.”

I’ll let the other fan know...

Do all the Solo children fall to the Dark Side?

Or Mark Chmura. Was that too long ago? Did I just miss it this year?

Now there’s a man who isn’t afraid to go for two!

It’s five o’clock somewhere.

How on earth did we not get one Najeh Davenport mention

Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

He’s going to need a lot of ketchup cake for this.

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.