“What’s the problem?” — Bobby Bonilla.

“Nah he just got his bell rung a bit.”

Still like him better than Bud Selig.

One of the best lines in film history.

I feel strange thinking this but honestly, would those hits have ever been allowed against a Tom Brady or Drew Brees? Like I get that Cam is a mobile quarterback and his style of play opens him up to more physical hits but I can’t imagine one of those QBs being hit with the four shots Newton took last night and not…

‘But the NFL is not an organization that likes to admit it makes mistakes.’

The Carolina staff did too follow the protocol. Here’s a transcript of the discussion the doctors had with Cam Newton on the sideline.

Look, this whole thing, everything the NFL does about head injuries is just for show. The “new safety rules” every year are arbitrarily, inconsistently and subjectively enforced.

SCHORCHING HOT TAKE RIGHT HERE!

Its amazing how well a QB can play when the defense isn’t continually making contact to his head with the crown of their helmets.

All the stars. This comment sums up my feelings perfectly. I may even copy and paste to use on social media, if you don’t mind.

I had no idea how close I was to reaching a turning point in my relationship with this sport until last night. Like, I was goddamn hyped for that game and by the end my excitement for the start of the season had been entirely replaced by frustration. The second half was basically a showcase for everything wrong with…

That explains the glasses, at least.

You must be trolling, right?

“You know that coach should be over there, on him, like, ‘Look, come on, you can’t do that.’ Is that the Cardinal Way?”

I really miss Robert Evans spot from this column. He should be brought back.

Thing is, if you get lung cancer, it’s not like you’re going to be denied treatment. Your insurance will still cover it. The cost just gets offloaded more onto everyone else.

if for breakfast, yes.