thedoubledouche
The Double Douche
thedoubledouche

Counter point

If you’re going to waste 750 million dollars in Vegas at least get a blowjob and cocaine out of it.

This is a glimpse of out future dystopian hellscape.

This. Is. Good. Kinja. The Kinja I crave.

“reached 19.8 MPH on his way to the wall.”

Wins Above Resurrection

Nailed it.

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

Please can someone explain to me why this is interesting?

As a penis owner, I fail to understand how one can actually pleasure oneself using a piece of cheap old corroded metal covered in road grime and carbon deposits without reducing one’s gentleman sausage to a lacerated, profusely bleeding mess. While maintaining an erection.

Lucky for him it’s not an STI.

What kind of car is getting fucked here?

How is that kind of sign even remotely a legal basis to tow someone from a street parking space? That’s clearly a private sign and shouldn’t have any bearing on public streets.

Go Fuck Yourself

So the white guy pretending to be black stays on, but the guy criticizing the white guy pretending to be black... he gets the axe?

I laughed.

This is one leaked nude I’m going to have to pass on.....

This afternoon’s streetview.

Thought so. This has “dickhead’s neighbour finally finds a law that will stick” written all over it.

This is a rare, unusually clean picture. Extra cars are typically parked at a side angle to fit more in, especially during the winter time. There are multiple pickup trucks parked on the street as storage and occasional use.