thedoubledouche
The Double Douche
thedoubledouche

My dad did that once. Only instead of baseball, it was soccer. And instead of telling me he loved me, he told me that he was leaving me and my mom for Mrs. Jensen and they were moving to Oregon.

As a new father, I also look forward to telling my son I love him only during sporting events!

Oh, I see how it is. This guy can walk up to a kid on the mound and tell him “I love you” but when I do it at my local ball field, the cops are called. SMDH.

Kid: “Thanks, Weekend Dad! Does that mean you’ll make my piano recital this fall?”

"See? That's all I was trying to do was tell my boy that I loved him so! I guess it didn't come out that way, though. Oh well."—Marv Marinovich

Sports dadding has improved considerably since the introduction of body-cams.

It reminds me of when I turn to my daughter, look deep into her eyes, and scream “CLOSE THE DANG DOOR OR YOU’RE PAYING THE ELECTRICITY BILL!!!!”

Woosh

If only the mic could catch what he said to himself just before walking out to the mound-

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me

If he was a good sports dad, they wouldn’t be in the consolation game.

Good dad, my ass. Look at how badly that kid’s missing his spots.

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”

NFL trivia: The last time an LA resident got pissed off about what a man wearing Chiefs gear did to him? OJ Simpson and Marcus Allen.

From the looks of that picture, I'd say his most immediate problem is camel toe.

I don’t think live Sports will ever go away. Well, at least not until Huey Lewis dies.

Someone’s been watching John Oliver. :)

I feel bad for his teammates, Bryson, Dillon, and Brody. I mean, they seem so insignificant in these stories. So much so that I just made up all three of those names and you didn’t even notice.

Someone will star this, but it ain’t gonna be me.

The could schedule the ‘85 Bears on a Thursday night and it wouldn’t matter. It isn’t the scheduled games. It’s that 4 days isn’t enough time for players to recover and no team can adequately prepare for the Thursday games. That’s why the games get crap ratings.