Click bait title basically.

A counsel:

The framing in these articles, that you should consume no calories ever for any reason because they’re all evil, is really dangerous in and of itself, speaking as a person with an eating disorder. You don’t want all of the calories to be burned off. Many of them are needed to, you know, keep the body alive and…

Let this be a lesson why you should never tell your mother anything.

To be fair, Lochte probably doesn’t know the difference.

I think we should be more worried about this 4th swimmer who is attempting to swim all the way home

JEAHL!

So I’ll explain. The joke is that the shadows are probably the least telling reason that the picture is photoshopped. Your confidence in other people is shockingly low.

So you’re saying it should really be T.G.I. Hitlers?

Hold up. God-loving fellow, around 30 years old, drawing huge crowds and lots of attention, but lingering doubts on whether he’s actually legit? I swear I’ve heard this one before.

He has a lot of phlegm...

How could the combination of the Olympics and boxing not be above board? I am so shocked by these allegations I might just have to use an exclamation point to express my outrage.

Is it just me, or was that definitely a strike?

The chalk cloud really sells it.

Getting blown from directly above? That does sound awkward.

You can tell that the wind totally pushed him downward faster than gravity alone. The wind was definitely blowing hard from directly above.

A guy they can get a charge to stick on.