He could always just tattoo the Gold Medal around his neck.

It’s not just pay (it’s mostly not pay) it’s lack of training, and high turnover. If you want effective security, you need teams that drill a great deal.

I'm shocked that Jimmy with the High School diploma making 14 an hour isn't all that interested in helping someone.

It’s obvious security theater people.

It’s almost like people put up with it and reinforce the behavior by still treating them like gods no matter how big of a jerk they act like.

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

When in Rome...

Chris Everett is still pissed, I take it.

Holy shit man, the reader responses are really, really sad.

*cums*

#HotTake: This was intentionally done by a team employee who 1) thought it would be funny or 2) was making a statement about the team trading for him. Because the chance that this was a random occurrence- that song for that player- is zero.

Seriously. I have family in Ireland and I struggled to understand these two.

What I got out of this:

Is Kinja broken or have I found the cheat code?

Ahh...Powell’s jump is one of the most aesthetically beautiful athletic achievements there will ever be. He was literally running in air. Also great to watch Lewis’ crestfallen face after Powell broke the record.

You were not kidding about “mute your sound”. Good advice.

HOLY GUACAMOLE!!!

“All the vaginas!"

Nice to see Big Boo adjusting to life outside prison.

If that isn’t a punk rock album cover, I’m not entirely sure what is.