This cannot be emphasized enough. Be quiet. Shut up. Don't say one FUCKING thing. Good God the number of clients I would have gotten out of trouble if they had just kept their Goddamn mouths shut.

Yeah, but what if the officer says that he knows you’re probably a good kid, and doesn’t want to see you throw your life away? He says that if you’ll just drop the whole “silent thing” and work with him, he’ll do what he can to take care of you! Don’t you want to work with the guy and not throw your life away?

Speaking as an ex-cop

He could always just tattoo the Gold Medal around his neck.

It’s not just pay (it’s mostly not pay) it’s lack of training, and high turnover. If you want effective security, you need teams that drill a great deal.

I'm shocked that Jimmy with the High School diploma making 14 an hour isn't all that interested in helping someone.

It’s obvious security theater people.

It’s almost like people put up with it and reinforce the behavior by still treating them like gods no matter how big of a jerk they act like.

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

When in Rome...

Chris Everett is still pissed, I take it.

Holy shit man, the reader responses are really, really sad.

*cums*

#HotTake: This was intentionally done by a team employee who 1) thought it would be funny or 2) was making a statement about the team trading for him. Because the chance that this was a random occurrence- that song for that player- is zero.

Seriously. I have family in Ireland and I struggled to understand these two.

What I got out of this:

Is Kinja broken or have I found the cheat code?

Ahh...Powell’s jump is one of the most aesthetically beautiful athletic achievements there will ever be. He was literally running in air. Also great to watch Lewis’ crestfallen face after Powell broke the record.

HOLY GUACAMOLE!!!

If that isn’t a punk rock album cover, I’m not entirely sure what is.