A priest, a rabbi, and a weight lifter walk into a bar. The weight lifter —

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

This is my favorite comment ever.

Sports moments like those kill me. When the pretense of aggression is dropped and it’s just a game again; god, that is so much fun.

Thank you for all you do in regards to St. Louis. It really means a lot to so many people.

Most humans would be too busy looking at their phone to notice there even being a lump in the road.

I know this is Jalopnik so I will be taken out and shot for saying this, but this is why we need better public transportation and more walkable communities. So many people just don’t care at all about cars or driving and these are typically your inattentive drivers. They see a car as a chair in a box that gets you…

By way of contrast, here’s cycling at its most just:

The sad part is, prior to shooting 58, he was on nobody’s watch list.

It’s breathtaking.

Oh yeah, well it only takes me 10 holes to shoot a 58. Top that!

While I suggst you seek advice of counsel, this should be a legal defense.

just because God cheats you...

I know. It’d be terrible to think of the Sox wasting millions of dollars on an overrated third baseman who’s not able to play for them this season!

I just saw the #FORG1V3 hashtag on Twitter and now I want to hurt people.

“This wasn’t easy for me. I had to take a long, hard look in the mirror. When I saw that sultry, penetrating gaze, and pressed my body against its reflection I knew that... wait, what were we talking about?”

Looks like the Yankees decided to put A-Rod out to pasture. That idiom works for centaurs, as well as horses, right?

Well us Bills fans have to do something in the offseason without our tailgates.