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Today, on ESPN 30:30 Presents: “What if you had one shot...”

One of my favorite memories from the 92 games was when Scottie Pippen and Chris Mullin double-teamed my mother.

NOPE. DON’T REMEMBER THAT AT ALL.

The list of acceptable activities while driving is short:
Smoking

Oh, yeah. Real ugly face. *rolls eyes*

“So she pulls out the ball gag and I’m like, I guess so I don’t have too much going on tomorrow.”

My father always told me I was the most dominant swimmer out of millions. He must have been drunk because I can barely doggy paddle.

In Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic, victim kills criminal.

In Soviet Russia robbery victim shoots you!

Best thing....He gets to say “Diplomatic immunity”....

Not very diplomatic if you ask me.

I know that feel, bro.

The messages were coming from the basement!!!!

“Well, I’ll give her another 20 minutes.......but thats it”

I dunno. You should demand your money back.

Best thing I’ve read all day

I KINDLY REQUEST HONORABLE MR. CIRK ALEXANDER’S EMAIL ADDRESS AND PERSONAL MOBILE TELEPHONE DETAILS. I WISH TO CONTACT HIM WITH AN URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL.