I got a better way. Marvin Miller.

Let’s see what the outcome would have been on ice fuckers!

To answer the paparazzi's question: gold digging whore.

A ref that can’t flip a coin? That’s like a porn star that can’t do DP or so I’ve heard.

I see fire, I see rain, and a shitload of blood in my eye!

I bet Berman was really taken aback, back, back by those comments.

Goose just booked a flight to Japan.

How many wars did you volunteer to fight in Martin?

Sometimes you just have to accomplish a mission. -W

If I was a rock star I would ask for magnum condoms and then just throw them in the trash.

Does he also like getting caught in the rain?- Rupert

Thanks a lot God.

He took his talents back to South Beach?

Is yoenis Spanish for fucking blind?

Sure, when I do it it’s a bad thing-Winona Ryder

I understand that but he should just change his name to Stanley Cup Champion. Nobody would ever guess it was him.

Big deal. You can figure out what half the country makes by just looking up what the minimum wage is.

What a week. This happens right after Joey Bats swallows a knuckle sandwich.

Why would an owner even go on twitter? You are just asking for stuff like this.

It's not a slow news day at CNN.