First Take the Money and Run!

He could always be the stunt double for Ryan Reynolds. Till he got hurt anyway.

Reminds me of myself after I lost my virginity.

Your boyfriend was correct.

Titanic making great time across the Atlantic!

I am fluent in de-janeiro, he is saying they drowned in our shit.

Rex stole that game.

I want to apologize to those I may have offended and to the rest- good one right!

No championships in 48 years you losers!

That guy was 6'5" and made almost 65% of his 2pt shots for 4 seasons. Let that sink in for a bit.

So that night he basically threw the bulls through a plate glass window.

Best swastikas in Auschwitz!

The price of a dozen eggs just went up 50 cents.

Put on your blue suede shoes and get to third you little fuck!

“This type of look at me shit is a blight on sports”.

I’ve come back from the depths of hell.

I've come back from the depths of hell.

Gus Frerotte approves.

That baby looks like it wants to go Bowling for Columbine.

Also don't be named Ron or Nichole.