Nobody ever wins a fight.

Maybe he used it to tie up all the girls he probably fucked last night.

I've let out some screams in hotels over the years.

France didn’t lose this game USA won!

France didn't lose this game USA won!

I haven't lost four wives, I've gained five!

If you don't strike out 14 times you are not starting the season the right way.

I have a degree on the Bachelor. Do you know how many roses I have given out?

I make a daggum more money than these doggone players.

Would have went well with Bernie Federko.

He was my favorite player in the 80s and if you don't like it he and the rest of the Bruins will go up in the stands and kick your ass.

Me in'97. Put it all in Enron!

“...And now you know the rest of the story."

He has about as much chance as Terry O'Reilly winning the Lady Bing.

This is my striker, there are many like it but mine will help Sly beat the Nazis.

That guy hasn't taken anything less potent than oxy in decades.

That's found footage of Sandusky in 1994.

Clemson just offered Goose a scholarship.

How can they concentrate on defense with all that music blaring on the court.

It's not hard to solve this problem. Just change their name to Lets Talk It Out Illini.