That was the shot of a star. A big bright shining star.

Step into my office Arcade cause you're fuckin fired!

In this day and age I am amazed that anyone can oppose free health care. I know... but taxes. If you have a problem with taxes then complain when we spend money on a new blow your Islamic ass up 72 virgin killing drone. Yes I have had a few drinks.

Perfection.

But history never repeats itself.

I got a great idea for a new song!

Titanic II electric boog...awe fuck it.

If Kate's tits are gonna be on this one also the answer is yes.

“Get this Iger guy on the phone now”!

“No doesn't always mean no".

Someone please give her the suicide prevention hotline number!

Wait. Why is she having trouble walking? These commercials are getting harder to figure out every year.

I'd rather do that than eat his shit-ass pizza.

When Germans are this excited Europe gets very nervous.

I think it’s great that they are raising awareness!

I imagine these are the same people who will be at the Mensa bowl next month.

The moment he saw Scottie Pippen's cock.

We get more ass than they do!

They were just showing them the Oil Check move. What's the problem.

She's no OJ.