It's Fantastic!

You know Shaqs password is Kobehowmyasstaste.

How do you give him a Roman soldiers helmet when he already has a helmet on?

You're gonna have to wait a couple months.

Shitghazi!

“This might be my last rodeo.”

That's nothing. Look at what the mob did to Jordan.

My dad says he will disown me if I let Patrick Kane score.

This isn't soccer dude. Use your hands.

Also called a Patrick Kane hat trick.

Omg she is amazing. She looks so....fucking fat.

God I hope you are being serious.

He didn't even wave to that fellow motorcyclist. What an asshole.

And took away our best linebackers.

“I’m taking my talents to the unemployment line.”

Can’t stop Schilling his business. we know.

This guy is tv poker player asshole to the boss level.

“My strategy is just to be better than everyone else."

They didn't have coat hangers back then?

“They are taking advantage of peoples weaknesses.”