Rut row.

If my undercarriage looked like hers I would be pissed too.

“Close enough”.

You’re just jealous that arm strength was the only average tool you had.

We are doomed. Get off my lawn with your arm length camera!

How do young bro's date these vapid girls?

“What do you need toilet paper for”?

You leave out the Sarah part so she can't sue. Brilliant!

“I still think we should go with the football through the tire.”

“I could kick Robin Ventura's ass too. Right mom."

“Jon Jones is back.”

That's a clown question bro.

Didn't you just talk about oral in the previous article? I'm so confused.

We all know the female orgasm is an urban legend. Right guys? Hello?

This streak is games without a wr touchdown not games without a touchdown.

I said because you're not swole enough!

Man Ruben Amaro just can't get a break.

What’s the big deal.

Just use him to sell shitty pizza. How hard can it be.

That's Gods way of saying don't go to exhibition games.