I find it strange the judge pronounced Brady was going "Back,back,back,back,back".

I almost saved Washington and then I didn’t.

Fuck him!

Knew I should have checked before my post.

I could think of worse.

Man this guy is out there.

I knew I would be too late.

That's nothing. For Jim Abbott's no-hitter the Yankees got him a clapper.

Rubbin is racin.

You can take off the loser part. It's fantasy football. It goes without saying.

With Dj Jazzy Jeff as Junior Seau.

Fuck that. Get two fall guys and a white suit.

But without exhibition football how would we know if Jordy could still do the thing he has been doing since he was about ten.

They are so stupid they give $16,000 to millionaires and billionaires. This Trump guy just might win.

Secretariat ran like a tremendous machine. This guy is running like an asshole.

My old bowling ball was no longer fancy enough for me so I replaced it with a fancier more expensive one. I'm just like Steven Spielberg!

Now that was a controlled demolition.

I wish he would stop Ducking this and just sign the deal.

The BMI in Pittsburgh actually just went up.

That take makes me want to go eat a crappy sub.