thedoubledouche
The Double Douche
thedoubledouche

He travelled.

Let it go. It's not like he had a big dicked prisoner in the trunk.

Border incident? So he was Matt and Sweats plan B! I am the true detective!

Get out while you can Bill.

Phil said he is willing to co-operate as long as he doesn't have to pay taxes on it.

Today at the gym I parked my nice car that I take great care of in a single spot. A car pulls in and a lady throws her door open without a care in the world. She didn't hit my car but 3 months before that someone doing the same thing did. These assholes came long before double spot assholes did. Team bmw.

Have this bat. It was in your mom last night you little shit!

My gut owes me 500 mill.

One of these days this will end poorly.

How many cars did they wreck in that god forsaken show?

Bro-tastic!

So he would rather see the coach die than to see him fly.

Eight more to go.

Looks to me like they went out on bottom.

Seems like a tie game ends after 5 quarters.

Ethel in Staten Island. Wanna get married.

Maybe you should come to one of my dealerships. I could find you something nice to Drive.

We are champion ship.

He also led all players in junk reveals.

What type of computer was it? Was it a Big Mac attack?