This was no boating accident!

What a little piece of shit. He totally forgot the conditioner.

Yes but Secretariat only ran through two colors. American Pharoah had to run through them all.

He seems to be good at putting a ball in a hoop.

Girl, I'm not gonna miss you.

Based on that timeline I thought this marriage would be a slam dunk.

A couple of those came dangerously close to fingerbang cam.

This ones for Johnny!

I said TURN left, moron.

My thoughts exactly.

Swiftstrong.

It happens to all of us. Carry on sir.

New York Oilers. Do you even free agent?

The Oilers won in '94.

What a piker.

2015psi. Tom is not gonna like that.

“Chill the hell out. Really?”

Jeter would have given him a gift basket.

He lead them to the damn Super Bowl! And he was a pretty good looking dude. Pay the man!

If you is dumb don't twitter.