I object. This is not shade.

You misunderstand.

You’ve heard MULTIPLE people say that? Where do you run into these people?

that’s Caravaggio honey

“Dear Advertisers, I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to hear on…

Yeah, you know what? You’re goddamn right. The gun isn’t the problem. The violent hothead is. No one ever in the history of the world has denied that.

A hate crime is a specific type of crime. It’s something you do against someone because of the category of person they are (a woman, black, gay, etc), not because of circumstance or other situational things.

No but seriously how about expecting readers to approach texts with more intelligence and skepticism instead of asking writers to dumb themselves down to readers who can’t understand simple literary concepts like irony and the distance between the author and the speaker?

I normally enjoy reading Angry Asian Man, but I don't feel like he understood who the butt of the joke of that poem is supposed to be. When I first read that poem I was 95% certain it was mocking the practice of white urbanites/hipster/foodie types Columbusing ethnic cuisines to feel culturally superior. I feel like…

Can’t explain. Keeping myself in a state of catlike readiness.

I don’t even know how to respond, young one.

I think that’s the thing for me. If you’re a broke teenager, and you pirate, I won’t really hold it against you, because, hell, I grew up in the age of Napster and remember how Napster enabled me to discover music outside of anything I’d ever listened to before and broadened my horizons. And I pirated games because I…

You know, I thought there were a surprising amount of African proverbs about wanting to bang Walt Whitman.

I have a ram crew cab for the purpose of fitting the whole family comfortably. However, an SUV would be a poor fit because I still haul firewood, lumber, snowblower, occasional ATV and furniture. I think that’s likely the reason that most people in my situation would opt for a truck as opposed to SUV.

FFS- that’s pretty simplistic and condescending towards all women, don’t you think? All women do not in fact live in constant paranoid terror of losing ‘their man’ to another woman and base all their actions and beliefs on that fear.

Because rape is a criminal term, and schools work very hard not to have language that mirrors the criminal process. It’s not watering things down at all. In fact, I like saying non-consensual sex because it reminds our students that consent is essential. (Though our Code calls it “non-consensual penetration” because…

The university’s policy regarding sexual misconduct allows them to expel students for actions that don’t necessarily rise to the level of sexual assault. It also doesn’t have the same burden of proof as a criminal case. Being expelled for sexual misconduct doesn’t prevent him from being charged with a crime.

Right. Like, do they then yank her off the top of the truck, causing head injuries as she falls to the concrete?

I couldn’t read the entire article, I think I have ADHD.