True, but it’s your given name that shows up on your teacher’s roster, and makes otherwise dedicated educators like myself want to quit. Every semester I have 150 new names that appear to be crafted with some sort of random letter generator, that all turn out to be pronounced like “Katie”.

Ugh... I would now like to assume...

I would know like to assume their train of thought, if they have one, goes something like:

Hey, that’s Catherine Deneuve. She can be pretentious if she wants to be.

I looked her up to see if that was a typo (perhaps 64?). But she died at 47. She was in pretty bad health for awhile before then, according to Wikipedia:

I’d humbly disagree, I don’t think there was anything immature or high-school-ish about it at all.

If you want one, go for it. They’re great in the city, and there are some good locks. I locked mine up to a city bike rack when I had a 50cc, so I never had to pay for parking (it’s legal). It would take me about 10 minutes to get all of the locks off it everyday, but I had good luck as far as theft.

You’re not alone there! He really didn’t just randomly hurl paint at the canvas, as is usually implied. He had a surprisingly precise technique, which he altered for each painting, so each has its own ‘fingerprint’ and patterns. They may not tell a story like some paintings, but his works do have a mesmerizing quality…

She is a pretty one, but she was outnumbered in Milwaukee.

Yeah, the field of vision argument is silly. I have 1/2, 3/4, and full face helmets, and I can see fine in all of them.

That is pretty good!

I’m... not sure that was a documentary.

There are shamefully few bikers that wear helmets in WI, and there are a lot of bikers. I’d always feel the silent laughter when I’d pull up with my 3/4 helmet on. It didn’t help that I was on a scooter, surrounded by Harleys. But, my head is intact!

It would be fucking terrible, but it isn’t, because it isn’t true (note Guestifacci said ‘guess’). The uniforms for men and women are not identical. Women are issued skirts, too, so I don’t see how anyone would believe they’re forced to simply wear ill fitting trousers.

I’m sorry, but why are you implying this statement is immature? I’m in my late thirties and feel the same way. I wouldn’t enjoy being pregnant, my medical history tells me the kid is doomed, and I like my life with no kids. Someone that considers the downsides of pregnancy and having kids seems mature to me.

I’m really confused here. She was not traveling with an infant. Why would the airline be aware of her need to pump, unless she specifically told them “I’m going to pump, I’ll be right back”? Even then, I’m not sure the airline has a responsibility to hold the flight for her.

I love this idea!

It’s a play on Aloe Vera, a plant that’s often featured in lotions.

I don’t know, I’m always up for picking on millennials (as a college professor, I’m surrounded by them on a daily basis), but I can find you plenty of 50 year olds that still haven’t mastered half of this list.

I’m old and out of shape, so I’ve long assumed that my professional cycling options were limited at best. I’m so excited to find that I still have a chance!