I was young enough when it aired that i still carried my "blankie" with me. I used to watch this episode religiously and swing it every time that final pitch was thrown. Such good memories of this show.

I loved it when Cameron forgot the name of his favorite football team. I'd like to remember him as a chin-less, pig-head-fucking twat. If at all.

Acknowledging that Ted Cruz is human is a stretch. He wears human skin, I'll grant you, but does that poorly too. "Sociopathic Fuck" is as positive a compliment as I can give him.

Any song is a good song to play while wafting this sentient fart out of office.

Any song played over Cameron's resignation walk is a great song…Fucking wanker.

Illustrates the genius of Kathryn Bigelow. She makes an unwatchable premise not only good, but great. Also, Gary Busey was never better—or the same—after this.

Except for the title page, which will be in some kind of artisanal font.

That game is called: "Pokemon Trainer: Get in my van!"

Anyone remember that Winston episode where he joins a ghost baseball team and hits a walk-off home-run against the other team's giant ghost-elephant ace pitcher? I think that's the only time I enjoyed watching a baseball game.

Yes. But please tell me you found something that rhymes with Noam Chomsky…

I wouldn't mind a Ninja Gaiden movie, but it has to be at least 4 hours long and include at least 100 main-character deaths.

Agreed. But clearly there is a gap between the concept of cool and its execution. Jazz and Miles Davis being examples, respectively.

We can't forget that Ben Affleck "gave himself" the role of Batman in that recent garbage fire movie. That should count for something—or against it.

Yes. He faces them at the television when he watches movies as a sort of team-building exercise. Or something.

My friend with the GIANT age-inappropriate action figure collection has said that he/they are standing united against this abomination!!

Nonsense. One can never be silent when praising HIM/Him…SHIT. I never know when to stop capitalizing His Name.

Is it too much to ask for these founding-fathers pictured to wear a fucking flag-pin? If there's anything more patriotic than hunting the poor for profit, it's MOTHER FUCKING FLAG-PINS.

The One With the Song Where The Korean Guy Shakes the Living Shit out of a guitar to get every note out.

Just make sure that whatever you serve, it is liquified. There are more people than teeth in Rowan County, Kentucky. "Taffy" is the N-Word of the region.

Kim Davis will be doing her victory lap in a potato sack to raise money for people who, like her, are mobile vegetables.