The entropic Heat-Death of the Universe would be a fitting end to this year, I think. Anyone not looking forward to the prospect of this outcome, consider the following:

Trying to convince many police officers of anything they don't want to believe is often impossible…Having worked with them, they can be great friends—and HORRIBLE enemies. I began reading about the psychological profile of the "Authoritarian/Strong Man" after dealing with one particular cop, and it has served as my…

I can't speak to what their training is, currently. I can say that the myth of the "good samaritan law" being a legal protection is just that, a myth. Such a situation may be what you're referring to.

As is the fact that in such a sudden, frightening situation, words almost certainly won't be enough to de-escalate the situation. As a former Paramedic, I can attest to the inability of many police officers to adequately de-escalate a situation. This is particularly a problem when a person becomes confused or…

I'm guessing that the orange ones represent Trump in this analogy…

If Wonder Woman can have an INVISIBLE FUCKING JET, then I imagine she lives in a world without lawyers. That thing is all sorts of different lawsuits waiting to happen.

Any Pol Pot party is a Pot-Luck party!

Having cornered the market on coke-can shanties, Wal-Mart is clearly seizing the opportunity to provide their employees with housing they can afford using the sea-shells and arrow-heads that the company provides as a starting wage.

If Martin Shkreli is going to be the subject of a film, it better be a snuff film.

Photo caption: (Excess)Flesh Lives premiers at Betty Ford Clinic.

As a tireless advocate for not allowing things to happen, it's a shame that she couldn't undo the laws of Thermodynamics so that she could continue obstructing progress until the Heat-Death of the Universe.

After watching, I felt Jimmy Carr was excellent—perhaps the best. As a comedian who incorporates hecklers into his act, this was simply a walkover for him. I'm waiting for more comedians from the U.K. to make the transition over here. Frankie Boyle would positively kill at one of these roasts—or for that matter, any…

Considering that Dear Leader has gained over 100 pounds since becoming Dear Leader, I think it's safe to say that Dear Leader's favorite show is whatever the fuck Manbang's version of "Cupcake Wars" is.

They've also created a culinary version of Cops, "Blue Bloods," in which the cops spend half the episode eating dinner(s) with their immediate family members. Important social issues of the day are addressed, such as: what kind of gravy does "police daughter" like on her mashed potatoes? etc.

Probably because he's too busy caring about America to focus on his wives. Remember, Newt Gingrich forgot his first two marriages for the same reason. At least Kim Davis has the decency to blame forgetting her first two marriages on JESUS.

"In a piece like this, it’s tempting to accuse Smigel/Triumph of punching down.."
It's pretty difficult to "punch down" at a Trump supporter, considering the evidence. In past elections, you would be accused of "cherry-picking" a group of voters who argue feelings over facts, but Trump has created a narrative that can…

Capcom's God Hand(PS2) is an example of what great game-play can do to limit the frustrations of a bad camera. Trying to control the camera is like trying to deflect a fart with a tennis racquet, but the customizable move-set makes the game so much fun. The first time you combo a "Granny-Smacker" into a Drunken Mule…

To perform Dan's SECRET TECHNIQUE, spam the taunt button until the person next to you threatens to initiate "Operation Controller-Launch."

I prefer reimagining everything using Steve Guttenbergs, but what about a show on every cable news network reporting serious world news over video of cats doing whatever the fuck it is they do all day?

"There can only be ONE Highlander!" It's all in the quote!!