Four whole years. BOO FACKIN HOO

Nah, you’ll see them out there all the time acting like the Pats were the Washington Generals or some shit.

Yes, sports history should be taught in schools, and here is lesson #1: from 1976-1988, the New England Patriots went 113-83 and made the playoffs 5x, including a Super Bowl appearance, with only one losing season. In 1993, Parcells and Bledsoe arrived and it’s been clear sailing for the next 25 years.

I have also never put stock in that. The Penguins and Caps are almost even on points since each entered the league. So Ovie has been able to carry his inferior team every regular season then just falls short come spring? Nah.

Definitely Super Bowl 40 vs the Seahawks, because everyone just remembers what they heard instead of actually watching that game again (in fairness no one really should), because then they’d see the Seahawks were ass in that game and deserved to lose 

You are correct. Any team up by 1 who scores a TD in the 4th quarter should go for 2. The goal of the defense is to prevent a TD being scored, not to prevent a 2 pt conversion after the TD has already been scored. Going for 2 is basically a coin flip situation where the worst case scenario is a TD and XPT ties the game…

Lol, wrestling was not better 35 years ago. It was fine then and it’s fine now. You’re just old. 

Timberwolves just waiting by the phone, they’re ready to pounce

Is this a joke? 6 teams won 28 of the 30 championships in the 80s, 90s, and 00s. What is David Stern gonna do, force Cousins to take a bigger contract?

Hell yeah! That’ll teach men not to use violence to solve their problems when they dont get what they want!

Honestly don’t remember, just picked the first one of these gags I came across. Please catch yourself up ASAP as s4 is magnificent 

The trade that was agreed to was contingent on Trae Young being there at 5. If Memphis took him, the deal would have fell apart and the Hawks would have accidentally done something smart.

Yes, for that reason and also if you take a quick look through OP’s comment history, he mentions living in Denver

It’s Denver

Much of this could also be said about the Pirates, who also started hot and collapsed, who also had a brief window of contention that peaked 3 years ago, and who also have shitty owners that will run the team into the ground for the foreseeable future, if they cant fall ass backwards into a contender.

Great shot, but he should be forced to wear it around his neck now.

Okay that’s not half bad

Lol, that was actually supposed to say beating, no idea why it autocorrected but it didnt seem important enough for an edit

As a Pens fan, finding out Caps fans value besting the Penguins over actually winning has made my year 👌