Proud that Yinzers occupy your headspace so thoroughly. Hope you charge rent at least

Kessel was so worthless this postseason that everyone still erroneously claiming he had the Conn Smythe stolen from him two years ago is legally bound to STFU about it forever.

Plus they both arrived at roughly the same time, Crosby’s 2nd season, where he won the Hart, was the same season LBJ made the Finals for the first time. And both have essentially been the best player in the world ever since.

Let’s hear it for the Proud Boy, let’s give that boy a hand!

This call only doesn’t matter if you also pretend taking out Murray’s leg with a stick isn’t goaltender interference.

Longing for those halcyon days of 1983, eh?

Flyers fans have no right to complain, in this situation they’d have 41 wins to the Panthers 44. The only reason they’re ahead of them at all is because of the godforsaken loser point.

You freaking dork

“Pitt fans often seemed to be divided between those who viewed Dixon as an underachiever and those who appreciated the program’s consistency”

1 admission seems more meaningful somehow than 0 convictions

The thing about consent is, you both have to do it. If she did not think it was consensual, then it was rape. And he admitted that.

It wasn’t luck, but that’s a very solid team around him and for all the praise he deservedly got, 3500 yds and 22 TDs is probably as good as it gets for him and these days those numbers are pretty pedestrian. If he repeats that same production again for the Browns and Jets, those teams aren’t winning anywhere near 13…

And goes on to say how thankful he was to receive counseling to avoid future instances. Future instances of women lying about how you beat them up, is that what we are going with here?

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Call him!

I knew a guy in high school who was dubbed Toilet Paper Roll because he supposedly could not fit it inside one. A friend of mine went out with him and confirmed that sex was extremely uncomfortable and required a lot of prep work. I was never more proud of my mediocre as hell dick

This comment has 69 likes, no one better fucking ruin it

He’s a downhill sexual harasser

Sure but you know they would have missed it.

Can you imagine if he HAD instinctively hopped out, not realizing there was no one in front of him? What an incredible goddamn play. Hope they win it all