You’re good! I knew you weren’t actually going at me. And yeah, he had a good statistical year because every 4th Q he’d rack up 150 yds and 2 TDs worth of garbage time numbers. But he’s always sucked.

Ha, this is a fair question. I know nobody gives a shit about anyone else’s fantasy league, but for context, 12 team league in which a QB can be used at the flex spot. I also have Derek Carr. So Bortles is (marginally) better than not having a third guy.

In one eliminator pool, I changed my mind at the last minute from the Steelers, my own team, to the Texans because there’s no way they could blow a game against the Jags, not when they’re PLAYING FOR THEIR CITY.

Am I the only one who clearly sees the ball slip out of Cousins hand before Graham hits it? That’s a fumble.

Kind of astounding how all the comments completely missed the point here. Good job everyone

Wow, it’s almost like the entire point of this article you clearly read very closely is that it doesn’t matter if the US has a decent showing at the WC because that’s a small sample and will fool simpletons into thinking the USMNT is in good shape, when they so clearly are not.

I know 28-3 is the headline but please also note the Falcons built an eleventy-jillion dollar stadium and gave it the same name as their biggest rival’s stadium

Steeler fans are exactly as shitty as described. Imagine how many times I’ve had to deal with xenophobic Trump loving yinzers that can’t believe Bell hasn’t been traded to Indiana University or some shit because of his totally reasonable contract request. All our fans are garbage and deserve to go to a dark, hot,…

Why don’t you just be a fan of every team? You’re already 10% there. What the fuck is this

Does anyone know if that “Stafford is 5-46 vs winning teams” stat is their record at the time of the game, or record at the end of the year? Not sure which is worse, honestly, but...got damn

Ethan is right not to take shit from a Titans fan. Stop living in the past? They just won like 18 months ago! You don’t need good trash talk when you are a fan of a real team and some minor league dipshit drunkenly comes at you. That Titans fan knows he’s outclassed.

Thrilled to be the one to ungray this

So Miami fans were right to give up on the Marlins because 85 wins just isn’t enough after TWO FUCKING CHAMPIONSHIPS IN SIX YEARS. Boo fucking hoo. Miami fans make Atlanta fans look like loyal diehards. I guess it’s okay to stop caring about the Heat now that they aren’t winning titles anymore either.

Also after the Marlins won in 2003, they had winning seasons in 2004, 2005, 2008, and 2009. 80 wins in 2010. This is not exactly a long suffering hopeless franchise.

I’m very aware, sorry that winning 2 championships in their first decade of existence wasn’t enough for them.

Well no shit it was. The only way to get fans to come out is by hosting World Series games?

Twice in 6 years! And STILL can’t convince fans to give a shit.

Let’s Forget Some Guys

I know it was 25 years ago now, so nobody under 30 really remembers any of it, but Browns fans would LOVE to make 4 Super Bowls in a row and lose. Cleveland’s chokes couldn’t get them even that far, and the new Browns greatest moment is losing a shootout to Tommy Maddox. They’re the worst until further notice.

Like Richard Blumenthal?