“Fuck the Jets. Fuck my friends. Fuck my dad for making a fan of this shitty team and fuck me for being stupid enough to listen to him.”

Lol, how’d that work out

Pittsburgh and Philadelphia are like 6 hours by car apart, they aren’t close together at all. But Cleveland is like 90 miles away, if that. That is actually a good example of a proximity division rival. The Eagles have the Giants, NJ is right next to Philly.

And they existed for one year...

Thank you for speaking truth to power here today.

Wizards Jordan was pretty decent. His last year he played all 82, 37 minutes a game, and put up a 20-6-4 shooting 45% from the field and 82% from the line.

And the guy who went 1st advances hitting half as many.

Yes, he doesn’t deserve this contract because he played poorly in that game

Did you see that interview the Miz did with Bryan a while back? Miz basically tells Bryan that his wrestling style is reckless and that’s why he’s in early retirement and Miz has never been injured. Seemed legitimately uncomfortable.

I have nothing but respect for insisting on an irrational and obviously incorrect sports take, in blatant defiance of reality itself. Like what is the point of arguing about sports without it? (Completely serious)

If there’s any team that would give the Cup to the owner first, though, it’d be the Penguins. He did just a bit more than sign some checks.

Whoa whoa whoa

What’s not true? That he had an incredible season? I feel weird arguing that Sid shouldn’t win, just that it wouldn’t be a travesty or anything. It would be lovely if he won but I’m fine spreading the love. The Ted Lindsay would be grand also.

 I’m okay with McDavid winning the Hart. He had an incredible regular season and it’s very clear he’ll be the best player in the world very soon. Crosby was far and away the best player these past four rounds and he’s got the hardware to prove it.

It’s not me so much as it is Roenick, HE’S good.

When the whistle is blown, the play is dead. Nothing that happens after matters. If an NBA player shoots a 3 after a whistle, they don’t have 3 points stripped away. It never happened.

I was very conflicted in 2010 when Crosby bagged the winner.

The goal wasn’t stripped away. The ref blew the whistle, that means the play is dead. Goal was never scored.

Canada will never win a Cup ever again

To ever win the NHL Finals MVP *twice, you mean