Judging from that first screencap, Harbaugh decided Penn State had it better than him, and decided to emulate.

Didn’t know Yelich was a Bills fan

Ahem, he wasn’t a student.

That’s bullshit! Nobody died until year 4, Cedric Diggory. And after that I don’t think anyone died until the end of year 7, in the war with Voldemort. Your baseless Hogwarts slander will not go unanswered.

Actually, they’ve ruined plenty of white players too. Statistics show that more white players have busted out of Cleveland. All Careers Matter

If nothing else, blame them for whatever horrible curse they put on Grant Hill. He played 200 games in 7 years there, ruining a HOF career.

Fuck you

19 seasons in the league, just 4 1st round exits, 9 trips to the conference finals, 6 Finals appearances, 5 rings. His Spurs would have won 50 games every single one of his seasons if not for the ‘99 strike (won 50 anyway in the most recent strike year). Put up a 21-20-10 with 8 blocks to clinch the 2003 title. And on…

RIP Victor “China Shop” Barrio

The night Sid slid. Of course, I was technically rooting for the Braves because the tomahawk chop made my parents mad and I thought it was funny. Also, he lived a few doors down from me in suburban Pittsburgh so I saw firsthand the litter of toilet paper and whatnot that covered his house the next day. I’d have felt…

Sorry, all I got from this was “spoiled baby nonsense”

That is indeed almost literally what she said.

The author didn’t specify, but it seems clear that Jen from Niagara Falls started cheering for the Mets, then abandoned them to root for their hated, but perennially successful, division rival Braves. But now that the table has turned and the NL champion Mets are (reasonably) competent and the Braves are an…

For the next 10 years, maybe. I’m also a Pirates fan, and I love that Polanco made a leap this year and that he has a real shot at 100 R/50 2B/20 HR/20 SB. That’s amazing. But I’m not willing to brush aside the last 4 years of Cutch as an MVP candidate because of 3 bad months of baseball.

Except the two guys who play in that same outfield, sure

This is so, so dumb. If only there were some kind of recent evidence that appearing to be one of the greatest teams ever doesn’t guarantee a title. Y’all are some goldfish memory motherfuckers.

Probably

LET KOBI EAT

It is! Freaking Mosgov got $64 million.

At least Bernie did something right