I know someone who’s getting the pipe tonight.

I love this team so much. That’s all.

Oh, my god...I’d rather hire someone to have MAF killed than lose Murray to an expansion draft. Maybe they can trade Fleury for a bag of hockey pucks.

Yeah, exactly. They go one more year splitting games between Murray and Fleury, then only protect Murray after next season (assuming he’s the real deal). I hope they take him.

The Black Knights always triumph! They’re invincible! If they aren’t constantly showing bits from that Holy Grail scene they’re crazy.

Must be why they lost to the Packers, Ben had the 3rd chick fitted for a pair of cement shoes

*two

Jeez, you don’t have to blow up at the guy

I don’t know, Vasilevsky got absolutely bombarded in that series, something like 38 or 39 shots a game, and still put up a .923 save percentage and gave his team a 3-2 series lead. The Lightning didn’t lose the conference finals because they were weak in net.

There is a 100% chance that the Stanley Cup contains more hockey player DNA than Elisha Cuthbert’s mouth

He does do it all the time, probably 1975 times that I’ve seen

He was great. My top 5 Conn ballot would be Crosby, Letang, Murray, Kessel, Hagelin.

Matt Murray was excellent, but I kind of equate his performance to Ben Roethlisberger’s in his first two years as Steelers QB. He played well, did everything he needed to, and the team won a lot, certainly much more than they would have without him, but the team leaned on their running game and defense primarily.

Oops

Maybe watch the games next time. Best player throughout, easily, and the Conn Smythe isn’t a Finals MVP.

Everyone’s hater tears taste so goddamn good. Go Pens, baby

As much as this horrifies me as a Steelers fan, the idea of Ben Roethlisberger giving a speech about winning and being a winner in Cleveland is pretty good.

Gordie Howe gets Parkinsons Disease

Yup, Deadspin letting their CLEVELAND BIAS show once again. We caught you, you fucking frauds!

Now they have Las Vegas instead