Maybe all 3 of those teams can be condensed into the new Quebec Nordiques. Canada needs more terrible hockey teams that will never win the Cup again anyway.

Fleury is the hockey equivalent of like Mark Buehrle or James Shields. He’s never going to win a Cy, but he gives you 32 starts and 200 good innings every year. I don’t love the guy, but will take him 100 times out of 100 over the revolving door of suck that plagues teams like the Flyers and Islanders.

And that Paul Heyman introduces him.

So the best things about golf is everything except playing golf

Behold, the best gorilla take:

+1 dad joke

- Chris Pronger

There is a 100% chance that one day I will make the wrong joke in someone’s mentions, and the wrong person will RT it, and that person’s legion of idiot followers will decide to care very much about my dumb joke for a day before forgetting it completely, and I’ll have to delete my account. Guaranteed

Your straw man is the size of the fucking Wicker Man. Literally nobody who knows a single thing about analytics or sabermetrics would ever claim that how many hone runs you hit or your ERA is meaningless.

Water-skiing baby > water bottle flipping douchebro

The Steelers are definitely the Browns archrival, whereas Cleveland comes in behind Baltimore, Cincinnati, New England, maybe even Dallas too (in fairness, Pats fans could give a damn about the Steelers, who they own).

I mean, we scored 2 goals in 4 games. We could have had the unholy offspring of Marty Brodeur, Patrick Roy, and Hasek in net and it wouldn’t have mattered much

Flew under the radar? Maybe because I’m from Pittsburgh I pay more attention but it seems to me his springtime failings are well documented.

Besides everyone, nobody could have seen this coming.

Both conference finals series are entertaining right now, but part of me wants to fast forward to Penguins-Sharks. If it happens it’s going to be spectacular.

This is demonstrably false. If Hilary were less electable than Bernie she wouldn’t be beating him by MILLIONS of votes.

It surely did.

Thanks everyone

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