Then avoid them like the goddamn plague like the rest of us

I don’t ask for much, but now I desperately NEED the Sixers to win the lottery tonight. Please. For the comedy.

You could look it up yourself as opposed to having everything spoon fed to you. If you were interested in learning more about it, which if you’re not, why are you here?

No, yeah, of course. I’m not sure why Bosh is filing a grievance, it isn’t as if the Heat benefit in some way by not having one of their best players on the court. I’m sure Miami would have loved going to the conference finals and banking a couple more home games worth of revenue. And you’re right, if he were a…

Yup. God forbid they let Bosh play and he dies on the court as a result of his condition. All it would take is a couple doctors to say they would never have let him play and they’re open to all kinds of lawsuits.

One of those 6 seeds was the 2005 Steelers, who were 11-5 coming off a 15-1 season. Another was the 2007 Giants, who started the next season 11-1 before being derailed by Cheddar Plax. Then there was the 2010 Packers, who had the 2nd best point differential in the league and went 15-1 the next year. None of those…

TJ Oshie, man...as a Pens fan, I swear to God he scored 27 goals this series. Dude was all over the ice. He and Holtby were their best guys, Caps definitely not going anywhere.

They do when it’s the same fucking name

“and the Predators have never in their history won a playoff game in the Sharks’ building”

What the fuck are you talking about? These guys ALWAYS get second chances. He didn’t go to jail. He got drafted by the Chiefs. Those are second chances. And if he can play? If he is a starter level talent, or Pro Bowl level? He will get an infinite amount of chances until that talent is used up. If Johnny Manziel were…

If there’s grass on the field, play ball

Nah. I’m bummed he’s missing a game, but when you throw down a hit like that, you have to be suspended.

Nashville also in the top 5. Gotta protect those big markets!

Who’s the Dead Wrestler of the Week?

You ruined Super Bowl XXX and I hope you get Alzheimers.

Why is Durant leaving OKC for the Lakers? “Because they’re the Lakers” isn’t a real answer anymore. If he leaves, he’s going East. Any playoff team in the East + Durant instantly becomes title contenders. Pacers-Hornets is a real 2nd round match-up that could happen. Fredo Buss is not stealing KD and Russ.

You may want to choose your life partners more wisely, then

Oops, meant to have them in there too.

Not “any” team, though. How many NFL teams need a QB right now? Put another way, for how many teams is Bradford an upgrade? Cross SF and NYJ off the list because that isn’t happening. I’m looking at Texans, Browns, and Bills. That’s all.

In my head, LaDainian is LaDainian Tomlinson, who went to China to play FOOTBAW and moved to Colorado to smoke all the weed he wants now that he’s retired. Good job, LDT. Way to smoke weed The Right Way.