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Ugh, you’re going to make me read this stupid thing.

It’s probably the shooting efficiency truthers that annoy me the most. Yeah, he only shot 40% for the series. Yeah, he was shooting 35 times a game. Still waiting to hear who else should have been taking those shots. LeBron took 196 shots in the series, and JR/Shump/Delly took 174. Those 3 made 28% of their shots, and

That’s because Michael Jordan’s career is over. He’ll be 6-0 in the NBA Finals forever, and nobody cares anymore that Jordan didn’t win a playoff series until his 4th try, nobody cares that he didn’t make the Finals until his 7th season, nobody cares that he never got close to winning a ring until Phil Jackson came,

Because the only way to see a Flyers player on the Cup is for them to leave.

NOBODY has ever won a title with the kind of supporting cast LeBron has been tasked with dragging up and down the court. Not Kobe, not Duncan, not Jordan, Magic, Bird, you name it. Of course it’s not enough! Switch LeBron for Curry and this series is over in 4.

In Game 3, Curry hit 10 of his 20 shots, including 7 3’s. In the other 4 games, he’s 41-80 from the field, 20 of 39 from 3. So really, you’re talking about one game out of five in which Curry didn’t rain fire. Also, last night’s win was not a blowout. LeBron has basically been doing this by himself, and yes, he will

You have to be a special kind of Skip Bayless stupid to think the Cavs are in this because of Dellavedova. He is terrible.

The idea that MJ, Bird and Magic never missed big shots is ludicrous.

That’s bullshit. Whatever team wins, earned it.

Pretty pathetic. Maybe SI should honor our real heroes and put a soldier on the cover instead of glorifying a horse. Pathetic. But that’s the world we created.

Obviously not. Who would choose to root for Cleveland sports?

Try 50.

Wow, what a fucking baby. Wahh, 5 Super Bowls in 14 years wasn’t enough

Technically, but it’s a little different than when the Thrashers moved 1500 miles away, as opposed to 15.

I never understood why anyone would choose the Mets/Jets/Isles over their counterparts. That’s your problem, and your fault. People from Cleveland have no choice but to root for awful teams.

The Braves are moving like 15 miles.

For a pitcher, that’s not bad at all. For old, fat Bartolo? Pretty good.

“When the game is on the line”, pitchers don’t hit, they will always be pulled for a pinch hitter.

He had better not smile! THEMS THE UNWRITTEN RULES, JOEY! Enjoy that 98 mph fastball to the ribs. Welcome to The Show, kid.

Different dimensions for baseball stadiums is bad and dumb.