But...what if the bomb doesn’t really know what it is?

All left in the same car, on the same day, by the same guy:

Never before has the Rubberbandits song “Horse Outside” been more relevant.

Must be one helluva wedgie...

CP at that price, but I can attest to this car’s handling prowess. Used to autocross a 190E 2.3 on a regular basis in my somewhat misspent youth. It wasn’t my car, but I had a friend who had two. The car handled well in my hands...exceptionally well in someone else’s.

Wow!! Thanks $kay...my very first COTD.

[Scene cut...13 years later]

Aventadornomore

And I thought the ramblings on a bottle of Dr. Bronner’s was something...

Because racecar?

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should always ensure your vehicle’s tires are properly inflated. I suspect that the left-front tire was down a couple PSI, preventing the driver from maintaining control.

Also. Related:

The aircraft’s primary chemtrail dispenser was inoperative, and officials moved to the secondary method—coating wings in radiation-activated chemtrail materials. At altitude, radiation from the sun’s rays cause the applied liquids to become gaseous, resulting in a (slightly less-intense) chemtrail.

If it looks anything like the render and has a powerful enough engine, I bet it’ll cut through traffic...like a knife.

The front looks like a giant bee stung the car and it had an allergic reaction...

To understand this commercial, you must understand quantum theory. Please allow me to explain:

This happens all the time in Germany, where political officials are driven around in BMW 7 Series. Except the guys with white gloves are hardly ever used.

CL

Plenty of drivers, but ZERO pit crew volunteers. Ain’t nobody wanna be standing around when that thing needs tires/fuel/human limbs...

It’s the same as racing in America, but they just go the opposite direction.