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I've spent the majority of my afternoon taking people to task who have said this was an attention ploy of "all she wanted was fame". This is a serious matter that she has helped bring to the public. In four states people have the right to determine with their doctor when they can die. Medical autonomy is an area that

She's still a kid and still has some kind of agency over her body (Unless Kris sold that to Satan too) and doesn't owe anyone shit about what the hell is going on with her face.

In 2008 when I lived in Tampa I use to take my new born to Beef O'Bradys to watch the Rays play because if you're going to live in Florida you should parent like you live in Florida.

I'm a little disappointed that Mindy didn't flip that into free drinks. "Carrying around this Nobel Prize sure tuckers a girl out....how about you go grab me a bottle of the good stuff because Peace Prize."

When she was about one she really gave the impression that someday she would over throw a South American government.

Man, I just made this comment before reading yours...Beat me to the misogyny.

Do you have Lady Parts?

Oh CoCo...

He was good in some aspects and horrible in others.

That's exactly how my relationship ended.

I'm a single mom who's worked since my kid was six weeks old and have kept my look tight and right...but I'm a vain ass bitch. Those "Real Moms don't get their hair done, wear nice things, or look good" e-cards that people post on FB are all LIES.

BINGO.

I lived in FL and I didn't breastfeed long but when I did everywhere I went was pretty accommodating about it. I was in a MAC store getting my face done while the dictator ate. I thought it was pretty awesome.

This is how I'm responding to all complaints filed against me in the future.

There are not nearly enough songs about Idaho

I live in Northern Idaho, its not mid anything. My reaction was very Idaho though where I yelled "Say that to my face, its Elk season. I'm from the North bitch" at my screen. Shining moment in Idaho pride.

I need this embroidered on a pillow.

Full disclosure I will only live in a house where this is possible. I'm on carb restrictions and I can't live without proper pooping posture.

If your toilet is next to the bathtub I've heard that turning to the side and putting your feet up knees bent does wonders for the experience, like pooping stirups if you will.

I think a big problem that needs to be addressed is when pregnant women are placed on painkillers and the addiction that can stem from that. A high rate of women are given pills like Oxy or Vicodin for legitimate reasons and sometimes a dependency develops. When I worked in court drug testing I had an insane amount of