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McRibs and Shamrock Shakes. .. I know better, my mind tells me no but my body says yes. They are the food equivalent of Kevin Federaline and Jon Gossling. In public you won't but after five whiskey sours and a shot or Patron you are wreaking that shit in the parking lot.

I've only had it since July but at first it felt like my lady bits where going haywire, random bleeding, the breast leakage and some other weird shit that is just chalked up to hormones. Its rad not having a period, the paragaurd gave my week long ones.

Adam Levine is a Hypercolor shirt that displeased Jesus and it's punishment is being Adam Levine.

I still lactate every so often so I think its because of the hormones. Mirena is FANTASTIC. Depending on your body you may have spotting at first for awhile but the payoff is little to no periods once your body adjusts. Don't be nervous, just stick with it because it's a wonderful choice.

I'm on Mirena and mine do that too.

I'm watching Coven and the human race does not deserve Kathy Bates. She's way too good for all of us dirtbags.

I went from living in a metro area to up here and it is a shocking education in the worst things that can possibly happen to your reproductive rights and autonomy. Its easy to forget that the rest of the world isn't a draconian list of laws. And thank you too :)

I can only speak from my area of the country (North Idaho) so my view is a lot different. Women (unless you have private insurance and money) do not have access to birth control, abortion, or extensive prenatal care. Their pregnancies are generally diganosed by a crisis pregnancy center and from there if they have a

I'm going to ask you to pump the breaks for a second. The " you're a immoral shitty human" attitude is one that drives pregnant women with drug problems away from doctors and seeking help further causing more damage. We need to change that idea so that women feel that they are able to have open dialogue with their

Geena gives zero fucks, she's busy doing Olympic level shit with a bow and arrow.

I live in Idaho, I will trade you all the dudes in Carhart jumpsuits for all your dudes in suits. Thanks ahead of time.

This happens A LOT in the juvenile court system. I work in juvenile justice and its madding.

Its Wasco, it's ok if you do.

Can I add don't approach me to flirt when I'm out with my child or talk to my child thinking her approval is an "in". Its not, its a one way ticket to me thinking you're a baby creeper creeping on babies.

I grew up in America, I'm upper middle class, both parents are educated and I didn't know what an abortion was until College. I even grew up in California, our culture is so closed off in that respect. School children can play video games where you run over prostitutes with a car but for the love of god how will their

I only thought it because being pregnant kinda sucks, but that's just me

I thought it in my head but quickly put it in the "Shit that ain't my business" pile.

His eyes have sinister motives behind them.

My mom gave me one of his books and it had a lighthouse on it. The only things that have lighthouses on them that I mess with is Litehouse Jalpeno Ranch. That stuff is amazing.

Ryan Gossling triggers some thing in my lizard brain that tells me to run so I probably couldn't do it anywa